So Far, So Good...ish. Alright, It's Shite.

So, it's the Easter holidays, 2 weeks off sixth form (hooray) but close to exams so we should be revising (boo). So far, I've done none (hooray), but I shall start after this (boo). Weekend went fine, Bolton won (hooray), but I lost a tenner, no idea where (boo). Went down to SCAN to get a hard drive for my PS3, got it (hooray) but the screws are tighter than *insert Jewish joke here* (boo). I now have to wait for me dad to return from Europe today.


I was going to do this last night, but I couldn't. Earlier in the day, my antivirus stuff expired (after 4 days... I can't say why, but it should become a parrot). So I spent the day trying to get new antiviruses for free. Arrrr. In my attempts, however, it appears my laptop contracted a few viruses (ironically... what a plank) while trying to download... software (I don't have the disk... shaped like a pie, right?) so after a while of blood, sweat and tears, about a gall(e)on, I finally did a system restore to lunch time on Monday, before the whole episode. It's now virus free, and I now have security on it. It's now in shiptop shape, sea? Can you spot ALL the subtle hints? Answers on a postcard. There are at least 5.

However, it's now time for revision (boo). Really should have started sooner, but to be fair, I'm starting a month earlier than last year.


It's looked a little light, so I'll add about this... erm... different beer mon pere et ma mere brought back from Belgium. It goes by the name Gouden Carolus Triple. Largely because that's its name. However. It is rank. Severely rank. Standing at 9% ABV, it brings a genuine tear to the eye. Imagine John Smiths (for any of you with delightful taste... if not, summat really bitter, like black coffee for instance). Now combine it with caramel. But not much. Just a hint. Mmm. Delicious, isn't it? No, it's not. It's quite simply the worst beer I've ever tasted. And I've had Fosters. In fact, this belgian tripel beer shouldn't be sold in 330ml bottles. It should be dispensed in 25ml (or 35ml, if you're particularly daring) servings. And a coke on the side to take the taste away. But I digress.

They Call Him Rutman - bringing you subtle hints as to why antiviruses expire sharpish (that you really should be shot if you don't get) since 2009.