Hello Stranger

So, it's been 3 weeks since my last blog post about how Christmas is quite un-Christian. Believe it or not, I have actually been revising (hurrah). Hence, there's been nothing worthwhile writing about. Not that that's stopped me before. Interestingly enough, I'm revising now, and I've been distracted by this here blog. Today, I had a desk (see: piece of wood) attached to my bed. It's actually quite good, and the only thing I can be distracted by is the laptop, as my back is to the telly. I shall have to master a way for it to seem like I'm working when I'm really watching telly/playing on the PS3. I do rank that higher in my priorities than revision. However, that can wait till after midnight, when I'm at my full mental capacity.

Shit weather, innit? Sunny all week, now it's dark, rainy and miserable. At least it's perked up, then. Yes, I do prefer cold, miserable, rainy days. Can't believe I've been reduced to talking about the weather. I must be mellowing out, it's been 5 or 6 Bolton games since I've felt the need to rant about it. The truly sad thing is I'm disappointed by that. Like my bi-weekly source of enjoyment isn't there. Okay, that may be the truly sad part.

My stapler's broke (yes, that scraping sound you hear is the bottom of the barrel) Other than that, nothing's broken. Which makes a nice change. Ooh, and my analog stick on my USB pad for the PC (I now have obtained San Andreas for the PC. Huzzah) I also almost managed to get Metal Gear Solid 2 for free, as the eBay person didn't have a Paypal account until the day it arrived. Bah. Still, £2 ain't bad.

Shit weather, innit? Oh, I've already said that. Swine flu, eh? Snout to worry about. I'll keep the puns to a minimum. I am highly amused about people getting in a sty-te (apologies) over it. It's no different to bird flu. Except it's North American, rather than Asian. Did you know more people have died of normal flu in the infected countries (Mexico, USA and Britain, as far as I know... although I heard they'd caught it in South Hamerica (sorry)) than swine flu in the past week? Swine flu will die out in a few weeks, like bird flu. Nothing to see here, move on. In 2 years we'll have a strain of flu starting in some thrid world country in Europe. Cue pandemonium. Ah well. The only people who need to worry about it are the pig-botherers in Southern USA.


I can't believe I scraped together a blog post. I'm off to finish this synoptic for PE. I'll pork off for now.

They Call Him Rutman - bringing you barrel scraping blog posts that are done to skive off revision for a while since 2009.