Traducir Esto, y Tienes Mucho Tiempo

So, I'm off to Spain for 10 days tomorrow. Any normal family will pack a few days before. We pack the day before. Go us. Anywho, there's still plenty of things (or in fool speak "many a thing") left to do. Like get Euros. It's gone up, hasn't it? Although knowing my luck, it'll drop to something like 1.06 for £1. Speaking of losing money, it appears I have been fooled into buying a 20p for £1.75. I re-read the eBay listing, and it said it was a 2006 coin. Damn my inability to read things thoroughly. Nevertheless, I'll try and catch someone else in the same trap. Can't have negative feedback if it's precisely what I advertise, even if it was somewhat pragmatic.

I have a slight beef (for a change) with parents. Saw a thing before where they said their child was beautiful, where in actuality, they're a complete uggo. Similarly, I've just had my hair cut. My dad says something like "handsome chap", as he always does. I won't lie to you. I'm no Brad Pitt. I'm more of a Harvey Pitt (yes, I googled Pitt and looked for a mug). In fact, I have actually made children cry before. In Gambia, I was walking to where everyone else was, and this kid ran, stopped in front of me, looked at me and started crying. He scriked (cried to you non-North Westerners) even more when I backhanded him.


I have a StatCounter thing on this blog. It tells me how many people have read my blog since I put it in. It also tells me things like IP address, location and what link they clicked. Most of them from Facebook. However, one caught my eye. It was from a google search. The search string? "Jet2 bastards" (check it, 4th result... oh yeah) I'm confused as to what would possess someone to search for Jet2 bastards, but hey, I'm not complaining.

I can't be arsed doing it now, but I have an update on our friend, the pesky, revising interrupting ice cream man. But this is more of a reminder for me for when I'm back, tanned (see: bright red sunburn) from Espana.

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